So it's no surprise that I hate working. There are a million and a half other things that I could be doing with my time instead of sitting here pretending to laugh at Dave's jokes. Consequently, I have managed to set up my schedule so that every weekend is three days long (I know... I rock). I have blissfully spent every Thursday night for the last year as the college student that I still wish I was... until now.
Alas, I am sitting here at work. I know, I'm not actually working, but it's the principle of the matter! As if I don't see enough of these people already :) So instead of conforming to the "usual" work pastimes of staring at the wall and stalking people on Facebook, I will give you the rating of my day thus far...
Wake up at 2:00 wide awake with nothing fun to do : -5
4:36... cue earthquake: 7 (That's sweet!)
Have no problem waking up on a FRIDAY: 5
Have to wake up on a Friday: -15
Get to wear normal clothes: 2 (Is nice, but I could still be in my pajamas)
Get to sit next to a clean person on the el: 8
Office is strangely awake/chatty when I get in: 5
Renee is going to drink with us today: 20!
Dave dances with the white man's overbite: 6
On my third cup of coffee by 9:04: 6
TOTAL: 39
Alright, this day rocks... But Dave and Mike are still douches.
1 comment:
Pretending to laugh at Dave's jokes? Ha! That's actually the funniest thing you've ever said! We all know nobody can not laugh at my jokes. You'll go to hell if you keep lying like that.
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