Observations from my Trip

As some of you know, I was just in Paris and London for a short period of time. Here are the observations that I made from that trip:

Paris:
1. Everyone has a dog that looks EXACTLY like they would if they were the canine version of themselves. It's ridiculous!
2. The babies all look like little, serious adults. They don't act like babies... kinda creepy.
3. Everyone drinks rose wines! It reminded me of boxed White Zinfandel.
4. As far as I could tell, the entire thing seemed like a tourist spot. We couldn't find any "real" neighborhoods. It was weird.

London:
1. They have humongous football-sized pigeons!
2. The boys are not attractive. We decided that American girls confuse well-groomed and polite with attractive... draw your own conclusions.
3. They drink like no country I have ever seen before. I loved it!
4. REALLY cool vibe. I would live there in a heartbeat.

...I'll let you know if I come up with more. That is all for now.